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“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

“Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please-a little less love, and a little more common decency.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let’s get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States — and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“If somebody says “I love you” to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? “I love you, too.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons

“Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“I can have oodles of charm when I want to.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

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kurt vonnegut.

i was originally looking for a specific quote of his, but instead found these. i really enjoyed them, there were so many more that i loved. but these are a few of my favorites.